Beaner Dump
when one sits gently on a cactus and takes a giant creamy sh-t so that it looks like nutella or chocolate soft-serve icecream on top of a cactus.
guy 1: dude, theres no place to sh-t in the desert.
guy 2: just go take a beaner dump.
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