Beanie Pie


a beanie pie is an extremely attractive male

this term originates from the bean which describes an attractive person. however, a beanie pie is not just about their divine image…but the whole package. afterall you would imagine a pie to have a lot of ingredients to contribute to it’s unbelievable taste.

the ultimate beanie pie is david beckham.
“he is a beanie pie” = “he is one seeeriously hot guy!”

“that beanie pie is seriously cooking”

“i’d like a taste of that beanie pie”

“p-ss me a fork…i see a beanie pie”

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