beaning

the act of female masturbation.
“i kept imagining me and jason kissing while i was beaning. it got me going.”
the act of dreaming about things one can never have. derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.
1)guy 1: d-mn n-gg-! that poon thinks he can get -ss tonight.

guy 2: shiitttt n-gg-. he needs to stop beaning!

2) guy 1: that spic be eyeing my car!

guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.
the art of bending your back over to produce ‘beaning’.
designed to replicate the famous mr.beans pose.
related to: planking and owling.
-infront of the london eye- dude, this is a awsome place to bean.

you think we should start beaning on that sheep?
verb: being to drunk too the point where you have no idea where you are. the act of getting lost.
friend 1 “dude where are you?”
friend 2 “i have no idea i’m beaning.”
a slang term for the euphoric effects of ecstacy tablets.
geez! im well mashed, im beaning my t-ts off!!
to be under the influence of ecstacy ie. taken some beans
‘im proper beaning my t-ts off’
“beaning” meaning chilling out f-cking around – commonly used in the “jive” language that circulates coventry known by many to be created by tom and tony
tom “easy now beanhead, what u sayin”
tony “nothin just beaning”

(v.) to attack or defile someone with beans. normally frozen, spearlike green beans, but baked can be used as well as they’re typically messier and get the point across better.
mark gave his brother a good beaning for waking him up so early.

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