beanosexual
someone who is attracted to human beans (twenty one pilots)
“what is your s-xual orientation?”
“i’m a beanos-xual.”
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- skyperview
a distance interview by skype. impersonal, often unsatisfying for both parties, but used to get through a bunch of tiresome interviews at least expense for the interviewer. had a skyperview for that job yesterday. feels like we didn’t meet.