Beans in the Can


when you flip a b-tch over, stick her -ss up in the air and you proceed to shove your b-lls in her -ss.

note: sometimes this s-xual process can hurt the man more than the woman.
why does shaun and megan look like they are in pain this morning. oh, i think when they woke up, megan asked shaun for some “beans in the can”, and he gave it to her.
when you flip a b-tch over and shove your nuts in her -ss.
“why is jenna so p-ssed off today?”

“because jon surprised her with some beans in the can.”

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