Beanstalking
it’s the masturbation of an extremely large p-n-s, such as that of a mythical giant.
i’m bored, what do you say we go beanstalking. i believe she was jackin’ the beanstalk.
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- beating off the clock
to beat the clock by masturbating. tim doesn’t have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.
- bejio
an extremely annoying word extra, guaranteed to make everyone you know annoyed, can be shortened to beji at users whim h-llobejio. hi davebeji. did ya watch the matchbejio?.
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rubbing ones p-n-s with lotrimin, and then putting said p-n-s into some type of drink, preferably dr. pepper. honus: this dr. pepper tastes kind of weird. mordecai: thats probably because i made it a bermuda c-cktail. honus: what the t-ts?!?!
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often used to describe some boady like a s-xual godess “did you see that girl see was a big sam captain man”