bear crit
the act of hitting someone so hard in a single blow that they expire mortally as a result. derived from ‘the golden comp-ss, in which iorek byrnison, a giant talking battlebear king, kills an opponent by knocking off his jaw in a single blow.
basically a one shot, but usually applied to blows about the head and neck.
an expanded interpretation allows for any sort of killing blow or devastating attack, especially while fighting at a disadvantage.
typically used it highly dramatic circ-mstance.
yesterday i was mugged by a crackhead in tampa. instead of handing over my ice, i said ‘go get a job, crackhead.’ as he raised his knife in retaliation i punched the junkie so hard in the teeth that his jaw flew out the back of his skull. this is an excellent real life example of a bear crit.
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