Bear goggles
trying to say beer goggles, but comes out as bear goggles while being intoxicated!
kasey said “he’s cute”
jill said ” no, you must have your beer goggles on”
kasey said “what, bear goggles, yeah i must”
1 more definition
when a man puts his scr-t-m over a woman’s eyes when she is p-ssed out. acting as goggles, so she can not see.
“dude, last night was craxy, i totaly beargoggled this chick blind!”
“dude, i bged this girl like crazy, she had no idea!”
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