bear rug


requires three people. in front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. the other two individuals have s-x on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

can be used as a verb or noun.
want to come over tonight? there’s going to be a blizzard and we’ll need someone st-rdy to be our bear rug.
requires three people. in front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. the other two individuals have s-x on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

can be used as a verb or noun.
want to come over tonight? there’s going to be a blizzard and we’ll need someone st-rdy to be our bear rug.
is a large hairy individual that usually is obnoxious and unhygienic
“hey dude, bear rug ahead”

“man that guys a total bear rug”

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