Beard Club
a mid-week w-ssail wherein the following rules must be adhered to:
rule #1
be late.
rule #2.
the ratio is 18:72
rule #3
no women. even women with fake beards or those with the ability to grow facial hair. see rule 4
rule #4
fake beards do not count.
rule #5
the hesitation rule: if asked if you want to order more beer, if you hisitate, you just ordered more beer. (pbr)
rule #5
must be an apolitical group
rule #6
we got rules!
rule #7
dues are $20 (drink and eat all you want)
rule #8
law and order is banned from all households and gatherings (for the “down low episode”)
rule #9
possess mysterious powers
rule #10
no shop or sports talk.
addendums and additions welcomed.
w: “honey why don’t you stay here and help me watch the kids?”
m: “can’t… gotta go to beard club.”
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