beard-on
the practice of reality tv pseudo-celebs, primarily on the discovery channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.
neil: “did you catch all those beard-ons on discovery last night?”
bob: “i know, right? it’s like they won’t give you a show unless you’re a visable douche…”
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