beard pie
the creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, c-nn-l-ng-s.
“hey there dude, saving that for later”-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.
“naw bro, came straight from my ladie’s house, eating beard pie.
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