Beard Shadow
when your beard is so m-ssive and manly that it begins to stand out in your shadow.
friend 1: hey man what do you think of my beard?
friend 2: man get that b-tch -ss little beard outta my sight, that thing doesn’t even have its own beard shadow.
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