beard tweaker


meaning a bearded man who occasionally endulges in excessive amounts of chicken without an afore established plan of productivity. derived from the common past-time for the fuzzy chicken lover: tweaking out on his beard until it resembles that of hitler or a backstreet boy & must be shaved.
“i’m just f’ed up… chillin’… tweakin’ on my beard…”

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