Beardabe
combination of the word “beard” and “wannabe.”
a person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.
a person who can’t grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
“that guy put a full beard on his minecraft character and he’s clean shaven irl, what a beardabe…”
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