beardcraft
the act of finely shaping a man’s facial hair to perfection. many stylistic details are put into account including proper length, shape and other beardly attributes. involves dangerous and expert shaving techniques to reach the ultimate level of beardliness.
“holy smokes kevin! how did you achieve that finely shaped goatee?” “oh, i thought that i would beardcraft today. it took some time, but my beard is finely molded into a facial hair sculpture of perfection.”
“much like many kids that waste their time building incredible structures playing minecraft, my beardcraft took quite a while to accomplish the finished result.”
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