Bearded Alligator
a very rare v-g-n-, commonly found in the south western united states, but also discovered in other c-ntries as well. this v-g-n- has 2 sets of razor sharp teeth lining the l-b–. one way to find out that your lady has a bearded alligator is that she has p-b-s often grow all the way past her knees, and can never actually shave or cut any of it, for it will bleed and then grow back. if you find out too late you can kiss you d-ck bye bye.
steve-“hey johnny, what happened to your d-ck?”
johnny-“that b-tch had a bearded alligator and i didn’t find out until it was too late!”
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