Bearded Catfish
a s-xual move involving the slapping of a chick’s c-nt with a raw catfish and her p-b-s get stuck to the fish. this originated in the brothels of britain during the great depression.
“that’s right ann, you’re getting a bearded catfish” -slap-
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