Bearded Oyster
quite possibly the best euphemism for v-g-n- ever.
…and then i got a taste of her bearded oyster.
v-g-n-
put some knickers on peggy, you’re showing your bearded oyster!
1. one of the many synomns for a female’s v-g-n-.
2. p-ssy with hair around it.
lick mah bearded oyster!
furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)
i can’t wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when i get back to port, arr-matey!
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