Bearded Pony


the act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they p-ss out from drunken fatigue. proceeding to m-st-rb-t- to their naked body and finishing onto their face. next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.
frank: jillian called me this morning, she doesn’t remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in j-zz and p-b-s.

charlie: yeah i gave her the bearded pony last night, don’t tell her though.

frank: you are a god!
a gay jockey who got married to hide his alternative lifestyle.
oh yeah, supergay. now he’s just another bearded pony.

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