bearded steak
a lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus f-ckus… later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.
do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? i would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.
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