beardfuck
to repeatedly thrust ones c-ck into another person’s beard to derive pleasure.
person 1: bro, did you see kyle beardf-cking alphonse?
person 2: yeah man, that guy is f-cked up.
1. (verb) to rub one’s facial hair on another’s body, especially against their will and particularly in the ear.
2. (noun) the act of beardf-cking.
1. (v.) he tried to beardf-ck me in the ear, so i punched him in the face.
2. (n.) i got such a beardf-ck last night i’ve got stubble burn.
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