beardo
a weirdo with a beard.
in my travels i am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.
i can only hope that someday i will attain beardo status.
followers/musicians of the “whispering beard” style of folk music which originated in the appalachian region of kentucky specifically from the town of whispering beard on or around whispering beard mountain in the c-mberland gap area near the kentucky, virginia border.
a fan of folk music primarily but not exclusively bluegr-ss music.
a person who claims to be from the area of whispering beard.
look at that beardo over there by the banjo.
beardo is the name of a singer/songrwiter based out of california. his musical compositions are generally about low-life’s, destroying the government, or making life a party. the genres that he plays vary from rap to rock. so far his most popular song has been “john lennon,” however it hasn’t been put up for download. however he does have 3 songs, available on itunes, called “girls girls girls and pills” “losers” and “on the run. he is signed with shoot to kill records. beardo is usually -ssosciated with a group of rap artists, the dyslexic speedreaders, who are composed of three other rappers (mickey avalon, dirt nasty, and andre legacy).
– “yo did you see beardo last night?”
-“ya man, he totally ripped it up at the roxy.”
a strange, weird, hard-to-figure-out-don’t-want-to type of person. someone who looks as though they are up to no good, or pondering some sort of revenge. this is attained by having a perplexing look on their face while slowly stroking their facial hair. this kind person over-thinks every situation and believe there is a m-ss conspiracy out to get them. there is also stupid questions like, “are you mad at me?” posed at inopportune moments of time.
dude #1: “who the f-ck is that guy? and what the f-ck is wrong with him?”
dude #2: “that beardo? n-body is sure what is wrong with him. just ignore him, and hope he does the same to you.”
a man (or woman) who wears a bushy beard and also happens to sleep in parking lots. beardos typically have strong feelings for their beard.
worker 1: who’s is that guy with the bushy red beard sleeping in the office parking lot every time i go for lunch??
worker 2: oh, he’s a beardo! take great care around him or you risk getting punched by his beard!
an all-around weird man (shape, appearance, voice, choice of words) with eccentric love for his beard.
see harvey westmoreland on youtube
saw a beardo yesterday, reminded me a lot of harvey westmoreland. luckily he still had his beard.
a bearded hat that covers the face. great for skiing, snowboarding, or the nhl playoffs (for those who can’t grow a real beard).
jimmy wanted to support his hockey team during the playoffs but he can’t grow any facial hair. instead, he bought a beardo and now he’s good to go with a cloth beard on his face.
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