Beardsturbation
1. fondling of one’s own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it.
2. stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the v-g-n-.
“robert’s beard is looking stringy today”
“yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session”
“i wouldn’t have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she didn’t do it so much in public
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