Beariod


the point in the beard growth cycle where a man becomes extremely whiney and hard to please, mainly due to unwanted hair and general facial itch.
“dude, john’s being so whiney today.”
-“oh i know, a week into no shave november and he’s already on his beariod.”
a “beariod” refers to time periods of a beards life time. over the course of beards life it may be several types of beards, such as: goatee, chinstrap, full on scruffy beard or lamb chops.
once dave p was old enough to grow a beard, he took that beard though many different beariods.

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