beast mode cowboy


one bad -ss hombre. a state of mind that very few men can obtain. the greatest conquerors of all time where beast mode cowboys. 1. genghis khan 1162-1227, 2. alexander the great 356-323 bc, 3. tamerlane 1336-1405, 4. atilla the hun 406-453, 5. charlemagne 742-814. all throughout history beast modey cowboy conquered.
chuck norris runs home and hides under his blanket so beast mode cowboy will not find him.
a state of mind that produces an energetic, outgoing, s-xual attraction to farm animals.
whenever i hit a pig, horse or cow my mind goes into beast mode cowboy.
an egotistical dude who fronts as a major compet-tor, but is actually a sucky douche come compet-tion time.
caleb said he was going to go all ‘beast mode cowboy’ in the big game, but he sucked…as usual.

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