beast patch
an isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.
check out the beast patches on jim’s hands. those make him look like a werewolf.
check out the beast patch on that broad’s v-g-n-. i’ll bet that smells like godzilla’s breath. b-tch needs a shave!
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