Beasted It
the act of completely and undoubtedly succeeding in an endeavor, to an absurd extent.
eric: “hey jim, how did the interview go? you think you got the job?”
jim: “i absolutely beasted it! couldn’t have gone better. i could have shat in the interviewers eye and he still would have shook my hand and beamed like he was getting an immoral bl-wj-b at disneyland.”
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