Beastwipe
when you take a m-ssive sh-t and go to wipe, but you don’t realize your hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. then you continue to wipe your -ss with your bare hand.
oh man, i was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. my hand still f-cking smells.
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