BEAT HOOVES!
an exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she’s beating her hooves upon the ground.
situation: a fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to facebook her.
his reply would be:
beat hooves! (b-tch)!
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