beat meat
verb; to m-st-rb-t-.
“give me some lotion, i need to beat my meat.”
“hand me that gatorade, i need to beat my meat.”
an act when a guy touches his p-n-s to get s-xual satisfaction
his m-th- caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat
when you get jacked off.
guy: aye yo b-tch lemme get the beatmeat!
girl: do it yourself!
guysfacebook: where dha beatmeat?
reply1: (male) n-gg- you gay!
reply2: (earl) ahahhaha you so silly, text me baby;)
reply3: (guy) i aint gay but i hit up- no h-m-!
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