Beat Muncher


a beat muncher is a person who solely munches on beats, no matter what time of day and no matter where they are. typically into breakbeats, ghetto funk and hip hop.

beat munchers are often found near speakers, preferably big ones, however small ones may have to suffice.

beat munchers despise all music that does not have a big beat and heavy b-ssline. i.e pop music, rnb, and cl-ssical.
“oi, you f-cking beat muncher, put some shania twain on.”

or

“im not just a beat muncher and i’ll prove it!”

or

“i wish that f-cking beat muncher would play something different!”

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