beat-off baguette
the act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. when you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
“dude, i made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn’t believe it!”
“while i was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so i went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. that b-tch had that coming.”
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