Beat off Like a Monkey
to m-st-rb-t- with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. then when experiencing climax you c-m and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.
“dude whats that stain on the wall?”
“i beat off like a monkey the other day.”
“haha sick!”
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