beat rag
a towel or piece of cloth kept handy by males, used to clean up after maturbation.
a.) pam found jimmy’s dirty beat rag tucked under his matress.
b.) in case of ’emergencies’ jimmy liked to walk around with his beat rag in his back pocket.
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- beautix
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