beat the meat


slang for masturbating
kregg beat the beat while julie watched and pleasured herself.
a term for male mastubation (uk)
he liked to beat his meat whilst watching anna kournikova play tennis
verb synonym for masturbation
“hey stop beating the meat!”
1. a butchers job of pounding meat until it is tender.

2. a term used by butchers when they announce their going to m-st-rb-t- but don’t want any customers to find out what is really going on in the back room.
butcher 1: im going to go in the back room and beat the meat.
butcher 2: alright just don’t beat it that hard or it will bruise
after a man has had oral s-x and shot his load, he then beats his c-ck on the woman’s face to make sure all the c-m has been unloaded.
he shot his load then proceded to beat the meat until every last drop was on her face.
what u do in front of people while being drunk as f-ck!
how much have u had to drink?
sut hte f-k up dood im beetin my f-kin meet%$23?>

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