beat the sam
coming from ancient greek, this phrase means to literally beat off someone named sam, sambo, sanchez, sammy, samuel, or salsazar.
i beat the sam twice a day for two weeks.
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to inform or awaken a person about a hidden agenda, meme or practice, currently being propagated by the powers that be. adam hit you in the mouth about trains being a superior form of transportation and planes being an inferior one, when he shared the article promoting high-speed rail.
- dingle parent
short for or slang for a dim witted single parent who otherwise thinks they are doing the work of two parents. “it takes two of you to do what i, a dingle parent, do.”
- Morning-wood wack off party
a pre-breakfast gathering of cl-ssy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or erections for a little m-st-rb-t–n party. holding hands is optional. no h-m-. man, i woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. “i could really use a morning-wood wack off party”.
- motherfunctional
extremely functional in an incredibly bad–ss and/or cool and hip way. that program that larry wrote is one motherfunctional piece of software! arlene’s husband ran into the hot water heater and fixed it all in the same day. that is one motherfunctional dude!
- Muff Caroling
the act of singing holiday songs into a woman’s v-g-n- instead of preforming oral s-x. usually around the christmas season. last christmas eve i went m-ff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.