Beat The Spread


the act of masturbation (male or female)
matt: hey man, hurry up, the football games about to start.

zak: alright dude, give me ten minutes, i need to go to the bathroom and beat the spread before it starts.
the act of making love.
zak: dude, you comin’ over to watch the game?

matt: give me a little while. elizabeth just got here and i need to go beat the spread first.

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