beat wife
police terminology: a female beat partner. the woman you spend most of your time with at work on “the beat.” much like an office wife. a beat wife will watch out for you, and will help you out when you need it. additionally, a beat wife can be expected to share good gossip about other officers with you.
it’s common for a beat wife to be jealous when you talk to others of the opposite s-x who also work with you, but the term does not describe the subject of a physical relationship.
a beat wife relates to you well, often enough to subst-tue your “off duty” relationship while you’re at work.
my beat wife and i went and met up downtown one night when there were no calls holding, and we ended up stopping about 12 different transients, 3 of which had warrants. it was a good night.
i left my gear in the squad car last night, but luckily my beat wife is working today, and we share a car.
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