beatable
something usually a picture or video whose quality is good enough to m-st-rb-t- to.
bob: hey have you seen jenny’s new mysp-ce pictures in her bikini?
johnny: yea dude i just saw them today and stored them in my p-rn folder. they are definately beatables.
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