Beatin’ On The Cretin
synonymous with “spanking the money” or “choking the chicken”. a reference to human male masturbation, or self gratification, via manipulation of one’s own male genitalia. based on either a reinterpretation, or misinterpretation, of the ramones’ cl-ssic hit song “cretin hop”. most likely to be used by a person who identifies with “punk-rock” or is in fact a “punk-rocker”. punk-rocker is a term used in the ramones’ cl-ssic hit song “sheena is a punk rocker”.
1) dude, that lap-dance was so hot and heavy, i think he’s in the bathroom beatin’ on the cretin right now.
2) my roommate has p-rno mags all over his room. i always knock on the door, cuz i don’t wanna get post traumatic s-x disorder from catching him beatin’ on the cretin.
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