beating the record
‘beating the record’ is a phrase referring to one attempting to ‘beat’ the number of times they can m-st-rb-t- in 24 hours.
‘beating’ is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.
my current record is nine.
carl lied about beating the record yesterday.
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