Beatrice Sparks
a religious mormon writer and youth counselor, who has written several books which are meant to be “true stories” however, none of them are real. she gained controversy in 1971 by writing her book: “go ask alice” which was supposedly about a teenage girl taking drugs when in all probability was fabricated by this woman to alert people about the dangers of drugs.
since the 1990s, critics have stopped giving a toss about her writing career, and she’s still desperately out for attention.
“what do you mean this story isn’t real? it says on the front cover: a true story! ohhh… wait it’s made by beatrice sparks.”
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