beauchamp
after reading girly magazines you ask your girlfriend to frolic and fray the eskimo way via her finger in your -sshole aka the beauchamp
after a nice gl-ss of cold milk and a cookie dough balance bar my girlfriend beauchamped me till i cried
the act of clogging or overflowing a toilet with toilet paper or tissue due to an obsessive compulsive desire for genital cleanliness.
man, i can’t believe you beauchamped my toilet.
don’t let vanessa use your rest room; she will beauchamp your toilet.
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