beautarded
adj. so r-t-rded it’s beautiful. blend of “beautiful” and “r-t-rded”. (not to be confused with cr-ptastic, which has negative connotations.)
(after reading the adventures of dr. mcninja)
“that’s……that’s…..beautarded. i love it.”
etiology: a word coming into existence through a misunderstood, mumbled comment.
adj: ugly person, particularly in the face region.
wow, that waitress is really beautarded!
when someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they’re pretty so they get away with it.
“man, that hottie says some dumb s— but she’s fine as h-ll. straight beautarded!”
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