beautyfail
an attempt to improve one’s appearance — via makeup, hair colour, cosmetic surgery, etc. — that goes terribly wrong.
“her new melon-ball implants, collagen lips, overdone fillers and dark orange tan make her look sooo beautyfail.”
or
“heidi montag’s new look after her 10 cosmetic surgeries is just beautyfail.”
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