beav nut
a rather large and well worn cl-torous.
this term originated from a few of jacksonville, florida’s smartest scientists. they felt conflicted because the words “cl-t” and “cl-torous” were unfortunately not as funny as they should be. with determination and extensive research, these chemists delicately crafted this fine tuned word to yeild the most laughter when used in the correct context.
mmmmm lemme lick on that beav nut of yours
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