Beaver Damned
a person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.
or an event or circ-mstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having s-x, getting some action.
pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.
i was planning on hooking up with marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver d-mned me.
or
suzy is making the move on her ex-girl lisa. let’s go beaver d-mn her so she doesn’t do something she’ll regret later.
it’s the female equivalent of “c-ck blocking” or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.
he totally beaver d-mned me when i was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, i didn’t get his number or anything after that!
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