Beaver Killer


a beaver killer does not truly kill, but cripples the erotic drive of the victim. it’s a c-ck block from the source, the girl’s perspective. chopping down the self esteem of the male like a nice big oak tree, the beaver killer is the highest form of s-xual denial.
“did she gnaw at your tree? did she open the dam?”
“nahh, she said i was a beaver killer and swam away gracefully amongst the mermaids.”
“d-mn.”

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