Beaver roll
during foreplay your wife/girl friend log rolls quickly and contorts your wrist.
“i was fingering my wife when she f-ckin beaver rolled on me! now i have this nice cast”
fat girl’s v-g-n-
i bet that girl has a beaver roll.
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